Soccer AM

I was very excited that Steve's celebration returned to Soccer AM last week. It was one of my favourite bits of the show. And it has the added excitement of watching the goals and seeing who, if anyone, has done it.

And it makes watching the goals a little moreRead on...

First off, well done David Haye. Naturally Soccer AM deserves a lot of the credit for his victory: a, for providing Baby Elvis as a punch bag and b, for sticking a camera on Scott's head so he understood what punching a 7ft person would look like. Hopefully he'll be on theRead on...

I'm slightly concussed at the moment. Yesterday I decided to take on the ground with my face. It'll be interesting to see how make up manage to fix that on Saturday.

I play occasionally for a mate's side on a Monday night - on astro-turf. At the start of the second half, IRead on...

I've been compared to a few things in my footballing career. A Brazilian on Copacabana told me I played like Teddy Sheringham during the summer. I was pleased about that.

But normally, I'm likened to either inanimate objects, or - if my mates are feeling more generous -Read on...