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Kerry Katona: Crazy in Love was watched by Trev, who couldn't quite believe what he was watching. 'They literally just follow her around,' cried Baby Elvis in disbelief!

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Quotes of the week

The weekend was by and large a quiet one for the Soccer AM crew. And at the start of this week we've mostly been watching TV.

Ross Kemp in Afghanistan is a favourite. Kerry Katona: Crazy in Love was watched by Trev, who couldn't quite believe what he was watching. 'They literally just follow her around,' cried Baby Elvis in disbelief!

Talking of Baby Elvis, he let slip that he tuned in to Coleen Mcloughlin's show: Coleen's Real Women.

Our penalty saving King has also been continuing his recent lifestyle change in cutting down on the amount of chicken he tucks away.

We're talking proper chicken here, not sandwich slices or chicken flavoured crisps.

And reports suggest he is slowly but surely weaning himself off - going cold chicken if you will! He only ate it once last week - tick a boo son!

Baby Elvis is also gearing himself up for the Carling Cup final. Five of the crew will be cheering on Spurs on Sunday; yes that's right, five! They cannot be named for legal reasons.

Tubes, of course, is coyly confident of another Cup victory for his beloved Chelsea, but just imagine the stick he'll get next week if the underdogs cause an upset!

Steve played devils advocate and suggested that no-one really cares about the Carling Cup anyway. Unsurprisingly five of the crew disagree!

Steve didn't seem to care though as he's been too busy telling everybody about the amazing goal he scored at the weekend. This was backed up by team-mate, Tom: 'The greatest goal I've ever seen'.

'It was a bit Berbatov and sneaks into my top three of all time' added Steve with modesty.

The game was delayed for 20 minutes due to Steve's celebration where he ended up on the egg chasers pitch 100 yards away.

In that very same match, Disco Dave saw the red mist. We don't condone violence here at Soccer AM but if someone hacks out at you for no reason...

Meanwhile Dave and Trev have been house hunting but are coming to the conclusion that they can't afford to rent a thing in the big smoke. 'We got laughed out of the estate agents' says a disappointed Dave.

The helpful estate agents have advised them to snap something up as soon as possible as next month there won't be any rentals available in the whole of London... Not because they want to make their commission or anything.

Finally, Rocket has been busy shopping for his new gaff. TV, sofas, hoover, the lot. But he's dumped the goods at his mum and dads until after the 'mental' flat warming party which will no doubt feature Dance Offs galore!

Oh and Lisa still hasn't found out who her secret Valentine is!

That's yer lot, check out the webcam throughout the week and tune in to Soccer AM on Saturday, 9am, Sky Sports 1 & HD1.